"No no Ricky, you promised."
These are the words Winona Ryder screamed into her cell phone while in a "trendy LA restuarant" bathroom. I wonder what the hell this "Ricky" (I say that as if it's allegedly his name) promised her. What's up Noni? What's going on? Hmmm...I wonder.
Scenario 1:
Winona: No no Ricky, you promised.
Ricky: Why do you keep calling? I don't know who you are.
Winona: It's me, Winona Ryder. Star of such films as "Autumn in New York" and "Lost Souls"
Scenario 2:
Winona: No no Ricky, you promised.
Ricky: B*tch, I told you, I can't get you anymore illegal prescription drugs. I can't help you get high anymore! (This is a lame joke...about 6 months too late- why don't I just make a joke about shoplifting)
Scenario 3:
Winona: No no Ricky, you promised.
Ricky: I'm sorry, but I'm going to sell this low budget porn movie you made when you were a struggling actress. I want to make the big bucks like Rick Solomon and that guy selling the Cameron Diaz S & M videos.
This is the dumbest post ever. I don't know why I'm even about to hit the publish button. I should abort. Honestly, I just liked the title.
Reagan
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